finding money in your pocket that u forgot about
You know what the Green Heron is basically the best heron because it is like 90% neck so when it is all folded down it looks like a giant head with wings and legs
but then suddenly ZOOP
fucking green herrons
What the fuck
in my senior drama class i had to play gordon ramsay for a film project but we could only film in school so we had to try to find a closed off room to use. the thing is the room wasn’t exactly soundproof and apparently someone heard us and that’s the story of how the vice principal and four freshmen walked in on me wearing a chef’s hat and yelling at my friend because her squid was so raw i could still hear it telling spongebob to fuck off
did you get an A
Who is Jay Gatsby’s favorite superhero?
And his least favorite?
why can’t mosquitos suck out my fat instead
When you think about it English is such a hard language to learn if it’s not your mother tongue, like how do you know when to use a or an to describe something well done to non native speakers :-)
Easy If the word before is a vowel, you use an.
If the word after a/an begins with a vowel you use an. If it begins with a consentant you use a.