1. This post is mostly text

    officialfrenchtoast:

    finding money in your pocket that u forgot about

    image

    (via greeklesbian)

    Posted on: 23rd July 2014 - 92,114 notesReblog

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    queen-bitchass:

    espressobean:

    Man with suit made of Mentos is dunked in a tank full of Diet Coke.

    DID HE SURVIVE

    (via pizza)

    Posted on: 23rd July 2014 - 152,999 notesReblog

  3. This post is a photoset

    yelyahwilliams:

    girl-non-grata:

    Living with a dog is like having a furry drunk person following you around all the time.

    I can actually sense a dog in my future.

    (Source: chaapa-la-pachala, via breakingthesixthwall)

    Posted on: 22nd July 2014 - 444,910 notesReblog

  4. This post is a photo

    iamtonysexual:

horus-zahak:

biggggblack:

aaamaaazooon:

LET’S DO A REVIEW OF LISA FRANK© BRAND BERRY-SCENTED BODY WASH
WE GOT THIS SHIT AS A CHRISTMAS GIFT THANKS TO BERRY-SCENTED TUMBLR USER JENNYLOGGINS
I AM A HULKING, BURLY, MASCULINE MAN, SO USUALLY I USE OLD SPICE OR IRISH SPRING OR SOME MANLY SHIT LIKE THAT BUT TODAY I WAS OUT OF SOAP SO I USED THIS SHIT
FIRST OFF LET’S START WITH THE PACKAGING

THIS FUCKING RAINBOW-ASS UNICORN IS THERE IN THE SHOWER EVERY DAY, EVERY FUCKING DAY THIS LITTLE FAGGOT SITS THERE AND GIVES ME THAT SULTRY GAZE WHILE IM TRYING TO CLEAN MY VULNERABLE NAKED ASS


rub me on your body

ALSO IT’S WORTH NOTING THAT THIS SHIT COMES WITH A WARNING NOT ONLY TO KEEP IT OUT OF REACH OF CHILDREN BUT THAT PROLONGED EXPOSURE TO YOUR SKIN CAN GIVE YOU RASHES AND PROBABLY UNICORN HERPES OR SOME OTHER SHIT

IDK ABOUT YALL BUT LAST I CHECKED THE EXACT PURPOSE OF BODY WASH IS PROLONGED EXPOSURE TO YOUR SKIN SO THAT RIGHT THERE WAS A RED FLAG BUT I PROCEEDED, ALBEIT WITH PROPER PRECAUTION AS TO AVOID APPLYING AROUND MY EYES AS DIRECTED BY THE PACKAGING OF LISA FRANK© BRAND BERRY-SCENTED BODY WASH. ALSO IT SAYS TO KEEP IT OUT OF REACH OF CHILDREN WHICH LEADS ME TO BELIEVE THEY ARE MARKETING THIS PRODUCT NOT FOR CHILDREN BUT FOR GROWN MEN SUCH AS MYSELF
I APPLIED A GENEROUS AMOUNT TO MY HANDS TO BEGIN THE CLEANING.


i’m so fucked up

AND THAT WAS WHEN THE MOST POTENT SMELL OF ARTIFICIALLY FLAVORED BERRY I HAVE EVER EXPERIENCED IN MY LIFE HIT ME LIKE A FUCKING EARTHQUAKE
I NEARLY FELL OVER IN THE SHOWER. IT WAS SO FUCKING BERRY. IT WAS LIKE I MADE SWEET LOVE TO AN ANTHROPOMORPHIC BERRY WOMAN AND DOVE NOSE-FIRST INTO HER GUSHING FRUITY LOINS. THERE WAS NO FURTHER DOUBT THAT THIS WAS INDEED LISA FRANK© BRAND BERRY-SCENTED BODY WASH. IT’S NO WONDER LISA FRANK’S ART IS ALL SO COLORFUL, SHE’S FUCKING HIGH AS BALLS HUFFING HER BERRY-ASS BODY WASH.
IT GOT ME CLEAN BUT I HAVE A HEADACHE FROM ALL THAT FUCKING BERRY. I UNDERSTAND THE WARNING LABEL NOW. THIS SHIT IS PROBABLY TOXIC TO SMALL CHILDREN, IT’LL BERRY THEIR FUCKING BRAIN CELLS TO DEATH. DO NOT TRUST THAT SULTRY UNICORN. YOU SEE THE MILKY WHITE COLOR IT’S PROBABLY HIS SPOOGE IN THAT BOTTLE IT’S NOT EVEN BODY WASH I JUST CLEANED MYSELF WITH BUBBLY BERRY UNICORN BATTER
0/10 WOULD NOT BERRY AGAIN

I FUCKING AM CHOKING AND PEEING AND DYING OF LAUGHTER I JUST FUCKING CAN’T RIGHT NOW. PLEASE REVIVE ME SWEET LORD.

This post is my life force

note to self: make an audio post of this

    iamtonysexual:

    horus-zahak:

    biggggblack:

    aaamaaazooon:

    LET’S DO A REVIEW OF LISA FRANK© BRAND BERRY-SCENTED BODY WASH

    WE GOT THIS SHIT AS A CHRISTMAS GIFT THANKS TO BERRY-SCENTED TUMBLR USER JENNYLOGGINS

    I AM A HULKING, BURLY, MASCULINE MAN, SO USUALLY I USE OLD SPICE OR IRISH SPRING OR SOME MANLY SHIT LIKE THAT BUT TODAY I WAS OUT OF SOAP SO I USED THIS SHIT

    FIRST OFF LET’S START WITH THE PACKAGING

    image

    THIS FUCKING RAINBOW-ASS UNICORN IS THERE IN THE SHOWER EVERY DAY, EVERY FUCKING DAY THIS LITTLE FAGGOT SITS THERE AND GIVES ME THAT SULTRY GAZE WHILE IM TRYING TO CLEAN MY VULNERABLE NAKED ASS

    image

    rub me on your body

    ALSO IT’S WORTH NOTING THAT THIS SHIT COMES WITH A WARNING NOT ONLY TO KEEP IT OUT OF REACH OF CHILDREN BUT THAT PROLONGED EXPOSURE TO YOUR SKIN CAN GIVE YOU RASHES AND PROBABLY UNICORN HERPES OR SOME OTHER SHIT

    image

    IDK ABOUT YALL BUT LAST I CHECKED THE EXACT PURPOSE OF BODY WASH IS PROLONGED EXPOSURE TO YOUR SKIN SO THAT RIGHT THERE WAS A RED FLAG BUT I PROCEEDED, ALBEIT WITH PROPER PRECAUTION AS TO AVOID APPLYING AROUND MY EYES AS DIRECTED BY THE PACKAGING OF LISA FRANK© BRAND BERRY-SCENTED BODY WASH. ALSO IT SAYS TO KEEP IT OUT OF REACH OF CHILDREN WHICH LEADS ME TO BELIEVE THEY ARE MARKETING THIS PRODUCT NOT FOR CHILDREN BUT FOR GROWN MEN SUCH AS MYSELF

    I APPLIED A GENEROUS AMOUNT TO MY HANDS TO BEGIN THE CLEANING.

    image

    i’m so fucked up

    AND THAT WAS WHEN THE MOST POTENT SMELL OF ARTIFICIALLY FLAVORED BERRY I HAVE EVER EXPERIENCED IN MY LIFE HIT ME LIKE A FUCKING EARTHQUAKE

    I NEARLY FELL OVER IN THE SHOWER. IT WAS SO FUCKING BERRY. IT WAS LIKE I MADE SWEET LOVE TO AN ANTHROPOMORPHIC BERRY WOMAN AND DOVE NOSE-FIRST INTO HER GUSHING FRUITY LOINS. THERE WAS NO FURTHER DOUBT THAT THIS WAS INDEED LISA FRANK© BRAND BERRY-SCENTED BODY WASH. IT’S NO WONDER LISA FRANK’S ART IS ALL SO COLORFUL, SHE’S FUCKING HIGH AS BALLS HUFFING HER BERRY-ASS BODY WASH.

    IT GOT ME CLEAN BUT I HAVE A HEADACHE FROM ALL THAT FUCKING BERRY. I UNDERSTAND THE WARNING LABEL NOW. THIS SHIT IS PROBABLY TOXIC TO SMALL CHILDREN, IT’LL BERRY THEIR FUCKING BRAIN CELLS TO DEATH. DO NOT TRUST THAT SULTRY UNICORN. YOU SEE THE MILKY WHITE COLOR IT’S PROBABLY HIS SPOOGE IN THAT BOTTLE IT’S NOT EVEN BODY WASH I JUST CLEANED MYSELF WITH BUBBLY BERRY UNICORN BATTER

    0/10 WOULD NOT BERRY AGAIN

    I FUCKING AM CHOKING AND PEEING AND DYING OF LAUGHTER I JUST FUCKING CAN’T RIGHT NOW. PLEASE REVIVE ME SWEET LORD.

    This post is my life force

    note to self: make an audio post of this

    (Source: braingremlin, via breakingthesixthwall)

    Posted on: 22nd July 2014 - 347,529 notesReblog

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    erraticartist:

    cupsnake:

    You know what the Green Heron is basically the best heron because it is like 90% neck so when it is all folded down it looks like a giant head with wings and legs

    image

    but then suddenly ZOOP

    image

    fucking green herrons

    What the fuck

    (via virused)

    Posted on: 22nd July 2014 - 142,436 notesReblog

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    deathbymorning:

    eggsnogging:

    in my senior drama class i had to play gordon ramsay for a film project but we could only film in school so we had to try to find a closed off room to use. the thing is the room wasn’t exactly soundproof and apparently someone heard us and that’s the story of how the vice principal and four freshmen walked in on me wearing a chef’s hat and yelling at my friend because her squid was so raw i could still hear it telling spongebob to fuck off

    did you get an A

    (Source: xylemphone, via breakingthesixthwall)

    Posted on: 22nd July 2014 - 327,611 notesReblog

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    notasock:

    notasock:

    notasock:

    notasock:

    Who is Jay Gatsby’s favorite superhero?

    Green Lantern

    And his least favorite?

    Dead Pool

    (via iou-a-fall-ponds)

    Posted on: 22nd July 2014 - 72,120 notesReblog

  8. This post is a photoset

    tom-sits-like-a-whore:

    tumble-duh:

    theludicrousrival:

    the-more-u-know:

    Parenting, you’re doing it right. 

    I can only hope to be this type of parent.

    These parents make my heart melt

    That last one really got me. That’s such a good idea, and bless his dad for wanting his son to not feel left out. All his friends were probably like “Look at all my candy” and Fletcher was like “LOOK AT ALL MY TOYS HAHA I GOT TOYS”

    (via iou-a-fall-ponds)

    Posted on: 22nd July 2014 - 221,838 notesReblog

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    alayshaiifts:

seafiish:

CLICK AND DRAG THIS LITERALLY EVERY FRAME IS GOLD

no but really click and drag because its amazing

    alayshaiifts:

    seafiish:

    CLICK AND DRAG THIS LITERALLY EVERY FRAME IS GOLD

    no but really click and drag because its amazing

    (via iou-a-fall-ponds)

    Posted on: 22nd July 2014 - 276,388 notesReblog

  10. This post is mostly text

    fake-mermaid:

    why can’t mosquitos suck out my fat instead

    (Source: fake-mermaid, via justlearningasigo)

    Posted on: 22nd July 2014 - 374,262 notesReblog

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    jamescannotfly:

nostopdasgay:

everets:

Every morning the light comes in and my toilet looks beautiful

holy shit

Please tell me that was an intentional pun

    jamescannotfly:

    nostopdasgay:

    everets:

    Every morning the light comes in and my toilet looks beautiful

    holy shit

    Please tell me that was an intentional pun

    (via pizza)

    Posted on: 22nd July 2014 - 255,344 notesReblog

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    lextempus:

    Prince Harry Disguises Himself as Prince William

    bless the royal family

    just bless

    (Source: dannystargaryen, via iou-a-fall-ponds)

    Posted on: 22nd July 2014 - 235,675 notesReblog

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    picklespickleyama:

    bronzebasilisk:

    fan-troll:

    lord-kitschener:

    jimblespage:

    jolys:

    caterjunes:

    spiffymuffin:

    yunghau5:

    3dboyfriends:

    smashbrethren:

    prostheticknowledge:

    Dildo Generator

    Online 3D experiment by Ikaros Kappler which is described as a “Extrusion/Revolution Generator” ….

    Created with three.js, you can alter the bezier curves and angle of the form, and is designed with 3D printing in mind (models can be exported and saved, as well as calculated weight in silicone).

    Try it out for yourself (if you wish) here

    the time is now

    hell yeah

    image

    ah yes, the ol rolling pin dilda

    image

    image

    it’s called the purple ramjet

    which end do you start with? the answer is yours to decide

    shove a vase up your ass

    not even jesus could save yall motherfuckers’ souls

    image
    i call it the matterhorn

    cackling just continues to get louder as I scroll through

    i think this is the first time an internet community has discovered something customizable and adamantly refused to make penises

    (via iou-a-fall-ponds)

    Posted on: 22nd July 2014 - 185,677 notesReblog

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    joshpeck:

thesylverlining:

what happened in roughly 1870 though
why was there temporary internet
with a few people searching for pokemon?

    joshpeck:

    thesylverlining:

    what happened in roughly 1870 though

    why was there temporary internet

    with a few people searching for pokemon?

    image

    (Source: neilcicierega, via iou-a-fall-ponds)

    Posted on: 22nd July 2014 - 99,556 notesReblog

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    psychodelicy:

    lilduckramsay:

    psychodelicy:

    awitpicker81:

    psychodelicy:

    When you think about it English is such a hard language to learn if it’s not your mother tongue, like how do you know when to use a or an to describe something well done to non native speakers :-)

    Easy If the word before is a vowel, you use an.

    an unicorn

    If the word after a/an begins with a vowel you use an. If it begins with a consentant you use a.

    a hour

    (via rj4gui4r)

    Posted on: 22nd July 2014 - 438 notesReblog

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